From The Centrifuge

I was excited to have remembered my own 4th wedding anniversary this past week, especially as I have a habit of forgetting such things (sorry mum). That said, I barely made it in time with a celebratory laurel tree, thanks to a very lovely lady at Covent Garden Flowers , for my gorgeous and under appreciated wife. She, on the other hand remembered well in advance and got me what she thought was the most appropriate gift imaginable.  At this point I should probably reference Wikipedia's anniversaries page , at which I found out that I was in the the correct customary area in my choice of gifts. Year 4 in the UK is traditionally fruit and flowers, and my laurel tree was in flower - see the handily appended table below. Year U.S. U.K. 1 st Paper 2 nd Cotton 3 rd Leather 4 th Linen, silk Fruit and flowers However, she on the other hand had missed her mark.  "One is paper," she said authoritatively, "whereas two is something like cloth, or crinoline, and